Thursday, May 17, 2007
Nok Hockey:- A table-top version of hockey played with no defense and a small block in front of the goal.
"Just because we've rebranded WorkChoices with a kinder, softer and cuddlier name doesn't mean our original aproach was wrong," the Federal Minister for Workplace Relations Joe Lacrosse said today. "We're not ashamed of higher employment, we're not ashamed of higher wages, we're not ashamed of the lowest strike action since 1913, we're not ashamed of outsourcng underutilised Chilean soccer stadiums to achieve this result and were are certainly not ashamed of renaming the hotline 'Workplace Infoline' and instructing operators to change all references from "WorkChoices" to 'Sending Children up the Chimneys without a Canary in a Cage for a Half a Bowl of Gruel a Month'" he said.
(In case you trivia freaks needed to know. Nok Hockey)
Labels: Pox on 'em all.
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